The Flaccid Party of Aotearoa New Zealand -
a number of members are running this election,
from a Prime Minister who literally looks like a dickhead,
to a hateful old scoundrel who hides behind a smile.
Hell,
we even have a few full parties under our banner!
Chances are -
whoever gets your vote,
regardless of party,
will be one of us.
And when you go to submit your party vote
think about who is most flaccid,
before lodging your choice.
You want us,
You know you want us,
You know you love us -
flaccid,
flaccid,
flaccid!
Flaccid defend New Zealand!
Coming to a polling station near you!
Lee Sturgis